Why I Don't Use Real Names
About a month ago, me and some other Marines were en route to somewhere, in the middle of a now-forgotten conversation when one Marine suddenly said, "Hey, did I ever tell you guys about the time I got crabs?"
"Um, no, you didn't, but I have a strange feeling we are about the hear the story".
Years ago, his sports team was on the road and they were forced to sleep in a building that would scare off all normal humans. The mattress he was assigned was not the sort of mattress you would let a mangy dog snooze on, but he snuggled in for the night anyway. A day or two later he felt a creepy-crawly itching in the nether regions and upon investigation, discovered he had new tenants downstairs.
He had peered down his pants and found, to his horror -- his exact words, uttered with a bug-eyed screech:
"SABER TOOTH CROTCH CRICKETS!!"
4 comments:
Being that i am one of the group and am involved in most of the conversations; I can say "I am gald I missed that converstaion!"
Um...wow. Great story! I love it when people randomly say stuff like that, lol.
~Cristina~
Wow, sounds ike something I'd say.
I thought you were going to mention something about government confidentiality. This is much funnier!
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